Channeling my inner Jeff Foxworthy ...

I’m no comic, but I love to laugh. These were inspired by Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck” one liners:

If you run out of week before you run out of work …. you might need a catalyst.
If you’re too busy cutting wood to sharpen the saw … you might need a catalyst.
If everyone you know has attended a “How to deal with difficult people” seminar …you might need a catalyst.
If the last time you hit the gym was during the Reagan Administration … you might need a catalyst.
If you call a 40 hour work week “Half time” …you might need a catalyst.
If you consider two items from the vending machine a big meal … you might need a catalyst.
If there’s never enough time to do it right but always time to do it over … you might need a catalyst.

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